New year detox: armed with my trusty Curly Wurly, I defy you fitness bores

The GuardianNew year detox: armed with my trusty Curly Wurly, I defy you fitness boresThe GuardianMy apologies for that outburst, but health and fitness bores are especially prevalent at this time of year. You can't move without tripping over somebody determined to eat only dehydrated seaweed until February, star-jump around the kitchen every ...